This HAPPENED!

Ok so I'm at Jenny's house tonight and this happens:

Jenny's phone rings and it's her mom.

Mrs. Erasmus: Hey Jenny, could you feed Trixie?
Jenny: EW MOM! I am not feeding Trixie! Ew!

Meet Trixie:

Now, Trixie is straight up adorbs and is a hippy dippy dog until Sunday when she goes to the groomers. She recently had some issues and was put on a special diet for her delicate little tummy and has to be hand fed  for a few days because she won't eat the disgusting food on her own! So of course, I volunteer... Mrs. Erasmus is ecstatic and tries to tell me what to do:

Mrs. Erasmus: you gotta.... hahahahahaha... you gotta get.... hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahaha.... a meat ball.... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah and roll it............. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha in your hands! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAHAHA and then ........ haaaaaaahahahahahahaha feed Trixie the dog foo... hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha... dog food! She'll only eat it if..... hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha your hands smell like meat ball!!!!!!!!!! HAAAHHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAAHA

Of course Jenny and I are dying because Jenny's put her mom on speaker phone; Jenny's bright red and I have tears streaming down my face.So naturally, I get a meat ball, squish it around in my hands and then hand feed lil' Trixie her wet dog food! Just a step in the right direction as far as my animal career goes! So Jenny drank Andre and we talked while I fed Trixie dog food that smelled like BUTT with meat ball scented hands. Why we didn't get a picture of this... I don't know.

I'm ok in Mrs. Erasmus's' book. This makes me happy :)

Everything.

missing this! 

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!

Alice in Merchandise

I saw all of these things and decided I must have them! Don't judge me. 

This first necklace from Hot Topic (unguilty pleasure) obvs is an Alice in Wonderland product. I love it. I like the idea in the movie of Alice just going with it (drink me & eat me) and it leads her on the adventure of a life time. Love love love it.

"Absolutely Alice." I like the scissors. If I were Samantha in Wonderland, I feel like I'd use these scissors to cut the ties from the real world and my Wonderland.

The key and lock thing gets me every time. There are locks and keys for reasons people. Embrace it. 

I Want to Have It Again.

Please ballet, let's meet again soon.

NY hip hop classes?

Man do I love those VAMPS!

Yea...

To Follow Up That Last Post...

Someone get me a double down for having to deal with the irritation of the stupid bottle top can product...

Dumbies...

Ok so I totally see this commercial on tv for these thingamajigs... and I QUOTE! "You can't travel with an open can!" And there's a woman dumping out, what seems to be, a full can of soda right outside her car. Uhm, are you an f'ing moron? You have CUP HOLDERS! Yes folks, cup holders in your car. Idiots! This commercial pissed me off and I am boycotting this product.

WWDD?

WWJD

WWDD

What Would Dexter Do?

oh... MY gosh.

Ok so this woman had a little blurb out about ke$ha and now she's got one out on RiRi.. I can't even handle her! She's straight up hilarious! Jenny and I have decided we need to drink Andre with her. STAT! We love you GloZell! GLOZELL!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha please love along with me!

I can't even...

Begin to describe how amazing this is. SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! This is straight up TALENT!

Woman on the EDGE!

What really grinds my gears is when people ask, "why do you like _____?" Ok. So I can understand the question coming from a curious point of view. Like, why is this important to you? However, when people ask just to be a jerk, as in, they're mocking you...or you've already answered it and it's a repeat question, just to be sure they've got the "real answer," it really pisses me off. It's like someone who doesn't like pink... You don't have to like pink, but if you're asking in the manner of "ew, why do you like pink?" As in, you're really not looking for an answer or you think purple is better, then leave me alone.Not that I need to explain myself to ANYONE but I'll try. 

"Why do you like Lady Gaga?" (she's a mess) I've gotten that question twice in the past 12 hours. F YOU! I like her because I like her music and her style and her EVERYTHING! She is a visionary, in my opinion of course.  You don't have to like her, I never said anyone would have to or I'll cut you or something!

"Why do you like to blog?" (it's so weird and annoying)  BECAUSE! I DO! People do it world wide! Why don't you go ask those who are making money off their blogs?

"Why do you want long hair?" (short hair looked so much better on you) Because I want an awesome pony tail... so sue me.

"Why do you like to drink?" (it makes you stupid and hurts your body) Why don't you like to drink? I don't have a good answer! Leave me alone and I'll return the favor.

"Why do you love Block Island?" (marthas vineyard is so much better) Been going there since a little girl, it was important to my parents and now it's important to me. What of it?

"Why can't you hang out?" (after it's already been asked before) Because I can't or I don't want to... If I've already said NO then I mean NO! God, don't push the subject! It may be because of a variety of reasons! School, money, you're annoying, I don't feel like going anywhere, or I have previous plans that I don't feel like explaining to you. Sheesh.

These are all questions I've had that irk the shit out of me. Here are the answers so stop asking. Thanks.

I apologize for the 'tude in this blog but just something I had to throw out there :) After blogging about it, I feel so much better! <3 

I love you Gaga